Republicans! Evil Plot Alert

Well, I didn't put much credence in this during the primary, but as a lot of Republicans still think it, I guess it's probably true.

Well... it turns out that Hillary (and Bill, Hilliam Clinton for short) don't want a democrat in the White House in 2004 (or even the start of 2005 after the inaguration). Why? Because that screws up Hillary's chance to run in 2008 (and presumably Bill's chance for that sweet Ambassador to Amazonia gig).

So there is only one thing the truly forward looking PIAPSaphobic Republican to do:

Vote Kerry.